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READ & DOWNLOAD Stormbreaker ´ E-book, or Kindle E-pub Ë [Reading] ➷ Stormbreaker Author Anthony Horowitz – They told him his uncle died in an accident He wasn't wearing his seatbelt they said But when fourteen year old Alex finds his uncle's windshield riddled with bullet holes he knows it wLex must outsmart the people who want him dead The government has given him the technology but only he can provide the courage Should he fail every child in England will be murdered in cold blood. All the way back in 2007 I randomly decided to borrow the audiobook version of this book from my local library I'd heard about it before; the movie adaptation was mentioned in Nintendo Power magazine but didn't seem to stay in cinemas very long Still when I listened to this book I was enthralled and soon sought out the rest of the series mostly via the 'berries in my areaThat was years ago; though I read the newer volumes a few years ago I figured Why not start from the beginning I found that I enjoyed it; I'd forgotten a lot of what happened and I found myself remembering the film instead of the novel though the latter is vastly superior Maybe I'm just a kid at heart but I had a blast with this oneand I can't wait to read the seuels again

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They told him his uncle died in an accident He wasn't wearing his seatbelt they said But when fourteen year old Alex finds his uncle's windshield riddled with bullet holes he knows it was no acci. You're never too young to die c Killing is for grown ups and you're still a child cI have been reading it in minuscule installments since when the universe was still young and hot and the dinosaurs were frisky yet At least it feels so I have no idea why I kept coming back for A glutton for cheese maybeThis is cheesy enough to need a cheese cutting wire I was amazed to actually see it provided in the plot Very thoughtful on the part of the author cheersIt was only the glint of the sun and the sight of the grass slicing itself in half that revealed the horrible truth The two cyclists had stretched a length of cheese wire between them Alex threw himself headfirst flat on his stomach The cheese wire whipped over him If he had still been standing up it would have cut him in half c

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StormbreakerDent What he doesn't know yet is that his uncle was killed while on a top secret mission But he is about to and once he does there is no turning back Finding himself in the middle of terrorists A. You know how there are those books that you see everywhere in every library in every bookstore and then one day you just break down and pick it up This is one of those booksAnd I should have just left itThe first few pages were fine I was all prepared to get sucked into this book I mean I'd seen it EVERYWHERE after all It had to be good right It happened with the Pendragon books it'll happen here too yeahAnd then everything after those pages was complete nonsense I was immediately disenchanted But before I go into large scale issues I'd like to mention that these are the paragraphs that immediately set me against this book'We can't just send in another agent He'll be expecting a replacement Somehow we have to trick himWe have to send someone in who won't be noticed Someone who can look around and report back without being seen We were considering sending down a woman She might be able to slip in as a cleaner or a kitchen helper' I kid you not this is actually in the book The whole novel had this sexist voice and the worst of it is that this is set in the current time Really She can slip in as a cleaner or a kitchen helper Also a thing of note the only PoC in this book was the villain The whole book was empty Empty motives propelling empty actions I couldn't even tell you what Alex's character is like He's just a cardboard vessel that the plot throws around Not to mention that I was shaking my head at each new twist because they were all impossible and completely ridiculous I can't even tell you how many times I've had to close the book for a moment to groan and try to surpress the urge to throw the thing at the wall it might have been the fact that it's a library book that saved itDialogue was sometimes laughable and way out of character Alex a 14 year old boy saying Nor can I or something along those lines Really Does that actually happen or Oh and I wouldn't want to leave out this lovely example expressed by the villain 'You've done well Alex I congratulate you And I feel you deserve a reward So I'm going to tell you everythingWooooowThis is great literature right hereIt's like Horowitz is trying to reinforce the assumed notion oh kids are only interested in violence and action and BOOMS Everything else is dispensableBecause at the end I think I counted at least 4 5 huge mushroom explosions That were completely unnecessary But OH GOD EXPLOSIONS MAN He's trying to trick his readers into thinking something epic is happening when it's really something trivialI'd advise everyone against reading this book It may keep young readers turning pages but there's better literature out there that'll do the same without the cheap effects and gimmicks