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Dogs Don't Tell Jokes Read º 104 Û [Reading] ➿ Dogs Don't Tell Jokes ➶ Louis Sachar – Dogsalonbristol.co.uk 'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast' 'Because dead ones sueal when you stick the fork in' Gary W Boone knows he was born to be a stand up comedian It is the rest of the kids in the clas 'Why did the guy eat E kids in the class who think he is a fool Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced and he starts practising his routine nonstop to get it just right Gary's sure that this will be. Just as funny and charming everytime I read it Sachar's legendary wit and childlike sense of humor has you rooting for Gary through the whole novel Charming truly charming

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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast' 'Because dead ones sueal when you stick the fork in' Gary W Boone knows he was born to be a stand up comedian It Dogs Don't ePUB #8608 is the rest of th. This is the story of 11 year old Gary Boone or Goon as he likes to be called Goon prides himself on making a joke of every situation but he fails to recognize the negative effect his humor is having on his social relationships When Goon makes a deal with his parents to uit telling jokes in exchange for 100 he realizes how few friends he has Ultimately Goon I mean Gary has to learn to cope in school and in life without hiding behind a wall of humorThe book is endearing and the ending is both surprising and satisfying There are some great jokes and some 'groaners' throughout There is some mild sexual content Gary notices his teacher's legs and he makes several jokes related to nudity so parents should be aware of this Even so the overriding themes are important ones; maturity and acceptance vs rejection This is a good read for most middle schoolers

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Dogs Don't Tell JokesHis big break he'll make everyone laugh and will win the prize money But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himse. This book is about a boy called Gary W Boone that wants be a comedian when he grows up He always tell jokes to his classmates so everyone are calling him GOON However there is a talent show and that is the time that Gary can show his talent to everyone and proves that he is not a goon But Gary can not imagine that the talent show list does not have his name on it so he can not be on the talent show However he still goes up and makes everyone laugh I think I should learn from him I’m scared of standing on the stage and talking to everyone I should look like Gary not to scare of it and face it that shows I can do it Also I like how the author writes this book he uses many ways to show the main character's personality makes the readers can remember him very deeply