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Ever Author Alyson Noel Free download Ø PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Ä ➸ [Read] ➳ Ever By Alyson Noel ➽ – Dogsalonbristol.co.uk The first book in Alyson Noël's extraordinary new Immortals series Enter an enchanting new world where true love never diesAfter a horIt's as though he can peer straight into her soul As Ever is drawn deeper into his enticing world of secrets and mystery she's left with uestions than answers And she has no idea just who he really is or what he is The only thing she knows to be true is that she's falling deeply and helplessly in love with h. This book warrants a full on GIF ridden review You've been warnedLet me start out by saying thisSoWe have Ever Yeah EVER Who names their kid EVER There was also Honor Haven and Stacia but I digress Anyway who would play Ever in the movie A light switch Think about it She loves him she hates him She loves him she hates him She loves him she wants to barf at the sight of himSo she almost died and now she has psychic powers Which by psychic powers she means being restricted to only wearing hoodies acting like a total loon constantly treating your friends like shit going deaf on heavy metal and generally being a lacking human being How does anyone deal with her kind of crazy Throughout the whole book I never did get why she kept thinking psychic powershoodiesThen we have Damen with an E Not Damon with an OSee even Damon with an O thinks that's dumb Oh and Damen's last name is Auguste Was somebody really trying to recreate a Salvatore brother Hm Got a nice ItalianSpanish sounding name and dark hairand viola Now he's an immortal But he drinks weird red shit which is never fully explained and being red sparkly and keeping him immortal I can only assume is magical unicorn blood screws with people's heads is insanely fast and strong is psychic and down right creepy So I'm sorry Noel but you just invented the vampire Good for you IdiotAnd he falls for the emotionless creepy loner girl that is gorgeous but doesn't seem to notice ala Edward Cullen And thus the selfish stupidity ensues He flirts with her then her worst enemy then her then the enemy again Then a bunch of pointless teenage drama happens They make out She decides she hates him because I never could follow why she hated him half the time Because he didn't give up his phone number Somebody dies Ever worries about Damen than the dead girl Her best friend almost dies She worries about Damen than the best friend Oh and let's not forget she's seeing the ghost of her dead sister and kinda holding her hostage saying things to the tune of I can't lose you too I know you're giving up Heaven and our parents but STILL I need you here Deal I haven't seen this much selfishness sinceuhTwilight And that brings me around to the Twilight rip off checklist1 vampire oops I mean immortal check2 human love interest check3 mind reading check4 emotionless main character check5 stupid red haired bad girl bent on killed MC check6 strange lovey feelings near vampire immortal whatever check7 MC hating her life and being ungrateful of everything and everyone checkI'm sure there's but you get the point If you take a shot for every similarity you'll be dead in minutesI hated this book Especially when it came down to the power of love saving the fucking day Yes we pulled a Halo and love wins the war Damen's wife I repeat WIFE is angry he's in love with someone else shocker and Ever kills her Granted Drina was a crazy bitch but she WAS married to Damen and all She punches her in the chest the heart chakra and it kills her because she's lacking in love and Ever has so much I Just StaredSomebody thumped an immortal's breastbone and she croaked No there's no punchline I didn't make it up This shit really happened A 600 year old immortal vampire whatever got taken down by a whiny little teenager with a girly punchAnd what was Damen doing BOTH times Ever the supposed love of his life was fighting for her life against his wife Not coming to her rescue until he was sure she really wanted to live Let that sink in he refused to come save her until she voiced and voiced believably that she really didn't want to DIE Your wife is beating the shit out of the woman you love and you don't DO ANYTHINGThe whole story made me sick It made no effing sense Summerland Sparkly red drinks Damen screwing with her memories and trying to convince her she didn't really see him bleeding her bestie on the living room rug The power of LOVE saving the day SMHEver has some pretty serious trauma to deal with but every time someone offer her counseling help with her powers a shoulder to cry on she flips the fuck out and gets defensive Like helping her NOT be a nut is the worst idea on the planet Like the other psychic who is trying to help her let go of her guilt is the BAD GUY Instead she chooses to self medicate with vodka drive drunk and get expelled I wanted to smack Ever With a fish Plus the story was so easy to figure out I didn't even have to finish the damn book to know what hadwouldwas happening There was no real surprise although the acid induced Summerland place was a bit of a weird shocker More like a scene thought up while high than anything relevant To sum it up this book made my angry Ever was ungrateful bitchy emotionless I can't figure out how Damen is in love with her insta love of all things And Damen is the Edward Cullen wannabe creepy sneak into your room and watch you sleep kinda stalkerThe other characters were rather pointlessIn conclusion What I wanted to do when I finished this stupid book

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Ng out of her way to avoid human contact to suppress her abilities she has been branded a freak at her new high school but everything changes when she meets Damen AugusteDamen is gorgeous exotic and wealthy He's the only one who can silence the noise and random energy in her head wielding a magic so intense. Back when I read this book I didn't know what snark was Now that I do hehehehehehehe Now that I do and now that I remember everything that bothered me about this book I shall write snark Yes I shallMmmm snarkSo let me explain what I thought I was reading with this excellent meme Ah yes How Ever utterly reminded me of Bella Swan I cannot explain in this review I just cannot And how Damen reminded me of Edward Cullen I cannot explain in this review I JUST CANNOT The resemblances are ridiculously striking Noel's hero must be Stephenie Meyer right I think so too The writingHoly crap How did Noel not see how absolutely dreadful her writing was She must be stupid or blind Maybe a mixture of both I bit my lip hard I pressed my lips together I bit my lip hard I pressed my lips togetherI swear I knew about Ever's lips than Ever herself I'm sorry Such a crappy review that revealed nothing about how the book was I know but I honestly cannot

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Ever Author Alyson NoThe first book in Alyson Noël's extraordinary new Immortals series Enter an enchanting new world where true love never diesAfter a horrible accident claims the lives of her family sixteen year old Ever Bloom can see people's auras hear their thoughts and know someone's entire life story by touching them Goi. THE EVERMORE DRINKING GAME It looks like you’ve picked up the Ever Drinking Game for whichever reason but if it’s because you have an interest in reading Ever I strongly advise against it for your sanity’s sake However if you’re still not convinced to stay the hell away from this book the Ever Drinking Game is here to make your reading experience as enjoyable as possible because trust me you won’t find anything enjoyable in this book without it The rules for the Ever Drinking Game are simple when you read any of the instances mentioned below when reading Ever you take a swig of anything It could be alcohol for the best results; it could be water sadly with this option you’ll still actually have some grasp of the story coffee but you’ll be as hyper as you’ve ever been before you reach the end of the game or really any other beverage in your disposal Let’s begin the game shall we Once again when you read any of the following instances take a swig And go Whenever you roll your eyes take a swig Whenever you feel like taking a hammer to Ever take a swig and maybe that hammer Easy so far Don’t worry – you won’t be saying that after long Whenever Ever heh is a complete and total idiot take a swig yikes Whenever someone uses a positive adjective when describing Damen take a swig preferably sexy gorgeous hot smoking or even combustible Whenever someone says “omigod” take a swig omigod you’re in trouble Whenever Ever presses her lips take a swig good luck with that one my friend Whenever another talent Damen has is revealed take a swig but Damen will probably swig better than you Whenever you find out something before Ever does take a swig Whenever Ever throws herself a pity party take a swig ya know her family used to like parties Whenever Ever dreams of Damen take a swig Whenever Damen and Ever declare their undying love for each other take a swig Whenever Riley is annoying take a swig Whenever you find a Twilight rip off reference take a swig man I’m harsh Whenever you feel the urge to run out the nearest window because you’re reading Ever take Cymbalta a swig When or if you finish Ever take a swig because you my friend conuered this monstrosityCongratulations You’ve made it this far and finished the Ever Drinking Game And if you haven’t that’s either because you’re too drunk to function and in intensive care in the bathroom doing only god knows what or deadWell wasn’t this game enjoyable If one thing’s for certain it was enjoyable than Ever